??? Poor fat Liz! Being compared to Meagain is such an insult!Īs a side note, I work professionally with the 17-30 demographic. It would look slightly less like a Goth Halloween costume in a cheerier color. Gem-encrusted netting and taffeta is just wrong, wrong, wrong. She should be wearing empire gowns that skim the body. From what I understand, they were either looking at the pillows or at the top of her head. I don't think they were in a position to get a really good look at her, if you know what I mean. I guess the men she used to entertain didn't care that she was short-waisted. I own a couple of belts but generally avoid belts on principle. As I like to say, I carry my a$$ in the front. Megs and I have no discernible waists and flat butts. Just add black non-slip shoes and she'd be ready to shake those fries. Her outfit sans the baby poop colored accessories is an exact replica of what I was expected to wear at McDonald's as a crew member circa 2003, when I picked up some weekend shifts to make extra money. She might be an inch taller than me without the stilettos. If Megs is Sponge Bob, I'm a classic apple shape. When I saw Megs in the capsule launch get-up, I recognized my own body on her, though I have a lot more on top than she does. It's truly ghastly, and it's just as well that I couldn't see it from the front. If it were a few sizes larger, I'd have to go with 'Ursula' from Little Mermaid. Something that godawful ugly shouldn't cost that much money. Her youthful style seems to have evaporated in inverse proportion to how much money she spends on these bedazzled schmattes. In her mind she's the homecoming queen she once was, when she was 18.
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Plastic dolls do not have the necessary animation or flexibility to play soccer.) Their interest is firmly on movie stars of their own age, like Tom Holland (Spiderman). I almost said soccer mom, but let's face it, she doesn't have a child she'll be running to soccer any time soon (like, ever. Megs' age and station puts her firmly into '40-year-old trophy wife' category. they are aware of who she is, but have zero interest in her wedding, her fashion or whatever she's trying to peddle as 'influence'.
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Her 1990s aesthetic was getting dated before they were even born. Maybe not quite as old as their moms, but like an aunt. As I noted in another topic, I work with some 23-year-olds and, viewing Megs through their eyes, Megs is old. The youngest Kardashians, whom wants to emulate so badly are 22 and 23 respectively. Millennials are the former Gen Yers, and the cut-off for Gen X is 1980. If we go by the disputed 1981 birthdate for her, Megs squeaks (barely) into the Millennial category, at the uppermost, elderly end.
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It makes me laugh that Megs considers herself young, hip, and is going after the Millennial and younger market in her own mind. If it were unblinged, slightly more modest and came with a mantilla, I'd go with 'Strenga Nona come to put a hex on the bridal couple'. On account of the ill-advised bling, I'm going to go with 'Sicilian Hooker'. Jeannie may have worn something similar to a funeral, but Barbara Eden would have looked cute in it, not to mention, it'd have been a tiny size.